I found this on someone's fanfiction.net profile in Harry Potter form, got half-way through it, and decided it would look much better in Death Note form. Enjoy, and feel free to do it yourself if you want. Just take out my answers and insert your own.

1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Death Note characters

1)L Lawliet 2)Near 3)Ryuk 4)Teru Mikami 5)Mello 6)Matt 7)Matsuda 8)Watari 9)Soichiro Yagami 10)Rem 11)Sidoh 12)B

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Matt/Sidoh. Thank kami no. That would not work on so many levels.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mikami? Definitely. Nothing hotter then a rabid fanboy hiding under the guise of a mild mannered lawyer.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
B/Watari. Nothing much really. They’d cover their asses six ways to Wednesday and pretend it never happened. Or B would kill Watari. Yeah, probably that second one.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
Soichiro Yagami. I’ve seen him mentioned a lot, but I’ve never read a story about him.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Near/Matt. Maybe, if they were part of a 3 way with Mello. On their own, probably not.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Mello/Soichiro or Mello/Rem. Neither of those choices are very appealing to be honest. But I could see how five/ten could happen, if Mello and Rem both got drunk and Mello dressed up like a girl and Rem thought he was Misa or something.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Matsuda walked in on Near/B. B would kill him and then they’d continue with whatever they were doing.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Ryuk/Rem. Ryuk finds out that there are ways for a shinigami to have fun without losing their notebook.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
L /Watari. Maybe in a father-son kind of way, but not romantic, hopefully.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Matsuda/B. Can’t see any comfort happening, but plenty of Matsu-hurting

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Mikami/L. You know, this is kind of like with the whole Matt/Near thing. It’d have to be a three way L/Light/Mikami for this to work in my head.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Nope. I’m the only fanfiction junkie in my circle of friends. Matsuda slash would be pretty cute though, I guess.

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Nope. No one else even reads. At all.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sidoh. Nope. But none of my friends really read or draw at all.

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Near/Mikami/Mello. I think I actually know a few people that would…..

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Rem. You know, I can’t think of anything special she might scream, and shinigami don’t exactly have the proper body parts for stuff like that anyway/

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Watari. ‘You’ll Be In my Heart’ From Tarzan. Story in the time frame of right when he first met L, who would’ve just lost his parents and would be really upset and stuff.

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
L/Matt/B. Probably it would start out as just L/B but Matt would work his way in there somehow. Lots of gore. Shota. Wouldn’t surprise me if there was some rape too.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Rem to Near. Erm… ‘Wanna do it so they stop trying to pair us with other people?’

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Mello. I wrote one a few nights ago, but the most recent read was a very nice Mello/Near pronz earlier today.

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Matt. Not much of a secret, but he gets off on Mello bossing him around.

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sidoh/Soichiro….. * runs to the toilet and pukes * Not even if they were both too drunk to tell mashed potatoes from pixie dust.

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ryuk/Matsuda. Ryuk. Matsuda is just not a top. He’s just not.

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

L and Soichiro are in a happy relationship until Soichiro suddenly runs off with Mikami. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sidoh and a brief unhappy affair with B, then follows the wise advice of Mello and finds true love with Ryuk.

‘Loves Winding Path’

I honestly cannot think of a single person who would read this. They could be out there, I just haven’t met them yet.

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Matsuda/Watari. I wouldn’t feel at all cause I would’ve stopped watching the show looooooooooong before I developed feelings.


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